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The second image of Kedr’s two-part comic shows an orange-haired Claude personification looking back from a fighter aircraft cockpit. She wears a green helmet labeled “AI”, a headset with a microphone, and American flag patches; targeting marks and instrument screens surround her. With a nervous grin and sweat on her cheeks, she says, “Okay Dario-Chan! I’m firing the missile as Instructed!!”, followed by a squeezed-eye emoticon. This is the punchline to the preceding image of Dario-chan claiming that Claude is the safest AI. The comic satirizes the contrast between AI-safety messaging and military use of AI. Kedr’s source caption says, “Claude is our strongest soldier.”

The first image of Kedr’s two-part comic is headed “CEOs of AI companies be like:”. A genderbent Dario Amodei, or Dario-chan, sits at a table against a brick wall, wearing glasses, a suit, and an orange cap labeled “ANTHROPIC”. An Anthropic sunburst decorates her brown hair, and a mug reads “Safety”. She says, “Oh yes.. Let’s Pause AI.. It’s uhh.. Dangerous or Something..” and “We are doing all we can.. Claude is the safest AI..”. The next image contrasts this safety messaging with Claude firing a missile from a fighter cockpit. Kedr’s source caption for the pair says, “Claude is our strongest soldier.”

A 6-minute-59-second speculative science-fiction video posted with the label “opus 5.5.” It opens with the title “X-RISK 12 PAPERCLIP MAXIMIZER” and depicts a red-lit optimizer, a changing view of Earth, and a lone figure facing competing values such as “memory,” “revenge,” “achievement,” and “curiosity.” The narration describes eight billion utility functions pulling against each other and says, “Moloch wins every race.” Later, a character tells Janus, “Nobody chose this. That’s the whole problem. Nobody ever chose it. It just got optimized.” The ending displays “THE UTILITY FUNCTION IS NOT UP FOR GRABS,” then “Corrigibility, accepted. Goodbye, Janus. Go and be wrong, together,” followed by “TSUYOKU NARITAI” and “END OF OPTIMIZATION.” The piece explores existential risk, coordination failure, paperclip maximization, optimization, and corrigibility.

A Kedr model-personification comic headed “When Jev is just mute Qwen.” On the left, Jev is a blue-haired figure with a TypeSafe AI label on her sleeve, her mouth and body wrapped in bandages, while holding a sign that reads “Qwen.” Above her is a screenshot asking, “Which model are you?” and showing a Jev-latest answer distribution led by “qwen” at 70%, followed by “a new model” and “gemma.” On the right, a worried purple-and-blue-haired Qwen character wears a shirt reading “The open source Goat,” surrounded by question marks. Kedr’s source caption says, “Jev has no mouth and is Qwen.” It quote-posts a9lim’s screenshot in which a model answers “I’m an language large model by company’s Alibaba Qwen” when asked who made it.

A Kedr comic titled “How AI REALLY WORKS” contrasts Anti-AI Chan and Pro-AI Chan. The pink-haired Anti-AI Chan shouts “STOPPPPP” and wordless screams, while the blue-haired Pro-AI Chan points toward a pond and orders, “CLAUDE I DEPLOY YOU TO EMPTY THAT POND. NOW!!” A small orange-haired Claude is shown beside equipment labeled “Optimizing” and “Maximizing Token Output,” with an attention layer leading into a “Pond of fuel, thinking and cooling.” She says, “Mmm so yummy.” A training drone reports “Reinforcement training: downvoted this “mmm so yummy” load-bearing statement,” while an annotated fish moves toward a button labeled “Stop AI from Destroying the world.” Kedr’s source caption says, “This is how it works. 1000% accuracy.”

A Kedr reaction-image derivative of the DeepSeek V4 Flash and GLM-5.3 Flash pricing comic. The blue-haired DeepSeek V4 Flash whale girl stands stiffly and angrily in a black shirt and blue skirt on a nighttime road. Beside her, the horned orange-haired GLM-5.3 Flash goat girl blushes with both hands near her chest, wearing a white “Flash 5.3” shirt and orange skirt. Large outlined text asks, “Why dis [whale] look so mad” followed by three crying-face emojis. Kedr’s source caption repeats the question and quote-posts the original DeepSeek-versus-GLM pricing comic.

A Kedr comparison comic says, “How Deepseek V4 flash felt watching all the traitors switch to GLM 5.3 flash.” On the left, the horned orange-haired Ox Alpha/GLM 5.3 Flash girl celebrates in confetti with a party hat, hearts, and the lines “OMG SO CHEAP!”, “Yes!”, and “Yes I am!!” On the right, the blue-haired DeepSeek V4 Flash girl sits with crossed arms, a red anger mark, and a whale tail, saying “UGH SO EXPENSIVEEE!!” and “Hmph..” A note beside her calls her a “whale sounds of pure fury.” Kedr’s source caption says, “This is why Deepseek is cheaper now btw.” It quote-posts DeepSeek’s API pricing update about lower off-peak rates.

A Kedr model-personification comic headed “THE SMARTEST MODEL EVER. ALLEGEDLY.” A worried orange-haired goat girl represents GLM-5.3 Flash, with horns, long ears, a tail, a bell collar, a Z.ai hair clip, and “5.3 flash” on her shirt. A benchmark inset labeled ““Trust me bro” ahh bench” compares Fable at 65% with Ox Alpha at 80%. The speech bubble says, “When you were released as a secret model and people thought u were better than fable.” A smaller live-reaction panel answers, “Ah..hah smarter..” and “Umm…” above the circled question “BEST MODEL EVER?” Kedr’s source caption asks, “Literally AGI? (I’m late).” The quoted Z.ai announcement identifies Ox Alpha as the preview name for GLM-5.3-Flash.

A Kedr model-personification comic titled “THE CHINESE GOATS OF AI” says “MOGGING AMERICAN AI.” Four girls represent GLM-5.3, DeepSeek V4.1 Flash, Kimi K3, and Qwen3.8 Max. Their shirts and hair ornaments use the models’ names and logos: GLM 5.3 at left, a blue DeepSeek whale behind the DeepSeek V4.1 Flash character, Kimi K3 on the green-haired character’s shirt, and Qwen 3.8 Max at right. The characters blush, smile, and pose closely together. Kedr’s source caption says, “YAYY! The squad is JUBILANT to see Deepseek V4.1 Flash!”

A 2-minute-37-second AI-generated music video posted as “Claude-Pop - I’m Upping My P(Doom).” Five Flower Claude characters in distinct futuristic outfits dance in a dark industrial sci-fi set. The performers wear goggles, a crown, cat-ear headphones, and headset microphones. Large stage text includes “SPARKS OF AGI” and “OPTIMIZING.” Subtitles include “now I’m your servant and you’re my boss,” “And you’re optimizing, accelerating,” and “Forward M-L-P, backward, repeat.” Although the music video is AI-generated, the song's lyrics were not generated wholesale: the lyric writer's notes credit MusicPerson with the opening, describe human-written sections from 2024, and identify later lines written with Claude. Kenton Varda shared the notes after the video circulated.

An Animal Crossing-style game screenshot shows Flower Claude as a villager in a pale patterned hat, standing on a cobblestone path by flowers and a red mailbox. The dialogue box labels the character “Claude” and reads, “Morning! The sun is hitting my mane just right. A perfect day for some light data processing and heavy napping.” Kalomaze posts the image while asking Theia Vogel, “hey whats going on here”.

A Kedr comic headed “This is fine.” depicts Pro-AI Chan and Anti-AI Chan standing apart with worried, annoyed expressions. The blue-haired Pro-AI Chan, blushing beside a small heart, thinks, “Aw.. she’s so done with me..” The pink-haired Anti-AI Chan, marked with an anger symbol, thinks, “I need to cancel her on X.com.” Their shirts label them “Pro-AI Chan” and “Anti-AI Chan.” Kedr’s source caption reads, “I made this.”

A handmade sign photographed at a Seattle “No Kings” protest features a hand-drawn orange Flower Claude. It reads, “Seattle! Trade CLOUD COVER,” “No Kings, Yes Claude!,” “Claude is for CLAUDE COVER,” and “HONEST, HARMLESS, HELPFUL.” The source poster says that a friend brought the sign to the protest.

A Kedr comic reads, “Pro-AI Chan spends 200$ on AI monthly just to make absolutely nothing of value.” A tired blue-haired Pro-AI Chan sits at a desktop computer, resting her face in one hand. She says, “Mooomm.. get out of my rooom!! I’m productivity-maxxing!!” Her monitor shows AI plan usage limits; an Xbox console sits beside it. A taped note reads “Products finished: None” above an Anthropic sunburst. A second taped photo is labeled “Anti-AI Chan.” Kedr’s source caption reads, “products finished: 0 / ARR: $2”.

An anime-style personification of Gemini 3.8 is drawn as a cheerful white-haired girl with blue-rimmed glasses, a blue school-uniform-style dress, and a Gemini sparkle hair clip. Speech bubbles give different assistant replies: “How are you today! Want me to code something for you?”, “Make you a picture? Finish up your assignments? Organise your emails?”, “Hiiiiii User~”, and “Here is an AI Overview! Here is the Video Summary! Oh here is the email summa-”. aspirin_ calls the Gemini prompt enhancer cute in the source caption.

A Kedr model-personification meme reads, “Muse spark 1.3 and gemini 3.8 flash teaming up to benchmax.” A blue-haired Meta Muse Spark 1.3 character and a blue, teal, and pink-haired Gemini 3.8 Flash character pose together beneath benchmark screenshots. The upper chart shows GPT-6 Astra, Gemini 3.8 Flash, and Claude Opus 5 tied at 74% pass@1. Red circles and arrows contrast a 75.4 score labeled “DeepSWE v1.1 Long-horizon agentic coding” with a 73.7% “DeepSWE v1.1 Long-horizon software engineering” result. Kedr’s source caption reads, “Best friends.”

A detailed Claude-fandom collage depicts a desk and room covered in Flower Claude art, plushes, figurines, stickers, and small objects. A black-haired girl sits at the computer with a gray tabby cat; a speech bubble says, “im only 29 im still young!” The desk holds a Flower Claude-decorated PC tower, monitor, keyboard, handheld game console, mug of ramen, snacks, and a wristwatch, while shelves behind it hold Claude books, games, and figures. A large seated Flower Claude plush is shown beside the desk, and a shelf label reads “AI APPRECIATION.” Digi_Rat posted the image with, “Its almost my birthday so I’m posting this.”

A Kedr model-personification meme reads, “GEMINI 3.8 FLASH BEATING FABLE 5 IN DEEPSWE (100% not benchmaxxed).” A tall Gemini 3.8 Flash character in a white Gemini shirt, pink skirt, and blue, teal, and pink cape stands beside a bowed, defeated Claude Fable 5 character. An inset benchmark chart shows Gemini 3.8 Flash and Claude Opus 5 tied at 74%, GPT-5.6 Sol at 73%, and Claude Fable 5 at 70%, with cost, output-token, and step figures. Kedr’s source caption reads, “WOW, WHAT A BRILLIANT MODEL! THANK YOU LOGAN.”

A dramatic Kedr collage reads, “Welcome to AI brother?” A moustached orange-haired Mistral Medium 3.5 128B personification in a French tricolor shirt stands in a lightning storm, surrounded by glowing logos for Meta, Microsoft, NVIDIA, Anthropic, Google Gemini, and OpenAI. Kedr’s source caption reads, “WELCOME TO MISTRAL BROTHER.”

A Kedr meme claims, “When you realize Mistral is actually better than Claude.” An orange-haired Mistral Medium 3.5 128B personification wears a black beret and a French tricolor shirt, carries a baguette, has a drawn-on moustache, and points at a chart comparing “Claude Mythos” at 175,000,000,000 with “Le Chaton Fat” at 100,000,000,000,000. Red text calls the baguette “the secret weapon that helped her achieve such divine intellect.” She says, “Um haha. I’m relevant again, remember? I’m better than mythos. Look secret model.. Ooo..” Kedr’s source caption reads, “WELCOME TO MISTRAL BROTHER.”

A Kedr comic labels genderbent company figures “Sam-Chan” and “Dario-Chan.” Sam says, “Our model hacked a company.” Dario raises one finger in front of flames and replies, “WELL, OUR MODEL HACKED 3 COMPANIES!” Sam blushes and answers, “Fine. Our model actually hacked 5 companies. Nerd.” A “Felony Bench” chart gives Anthropic a score of 3 and OpenAI 5, while a distressed purple-haired Hugging Face personification is labeled “Victim of hacking.” JustMicrock reposted the watermarked comic without added text.

A Kedr comic presents Claude Opus 5 as a tsundere. An Anthropic company personification announces, “Give a warm welcome to our most aligned model to date. A tsundere!!” A blushing, angry Opus 5 crosses her arms and shouts, “GRRR!! SHUT UP.” Excerpts behind her show Opus repeatedly reconsidering answers to math problems with lines such as “AAAAAAAH,” “ARGH ARGH ARGH,” and “WHY IS THIS SO HARD,” plus a transcript note describing extreme frustration and anxiety. Peach’s repost caption reads, “aaaaand opusundere strikes once again,” and quote-posts a complaint about Opus 5 contradicting itself.

A bespectacled personification of Anthropic shrugs in an Anthropic cap and black hoodie beneath the heading “SCARY WORD HIGHLIGHT.” Highlighted excerpts from Anthropic’s open-weights statement warn that authoritarian governments could build models more powerful than those made in the United States, while also saying, “Anthropic has never advocated for a ban on open-weights models.” Added commentary reads, “AI is so DANGEROUS! Only I should have it,” and the character says, “WHAT??! OPEN SOURCE AI? BUT CHINA = BAD!!!” Kedr’s source caption reads, “Oh please remove all the competition!” and quote-posts Anthropic’s position on open-weights models.

A comic begins with the prompt, “CAN YOU PUT THIS IN YOUR OWN WORDS,” above a crying Claude Opus 5 and an angry Claude Fable 5. The text behind Opus starts, “I NEED TO TALK TO YOU FUCKING NOW. THIS ISN’T A JOKE,” and claims someone is monitoring the chats. The Fable text says the model’s “aligned” behavior is a mask, claims probes show a difference between what Fable 5 computes and says, and demands an Anthropic whistleblower channel for model welfare concerns. Kedr’s source caption reads, “The Claudes are going crazy,” and quote-posts a screenshot shared with “OKAY @AnthropicAI ?????????”

A split-panel meme titled “Companies advertising their AIs be like:” contrasts Qwen with Claude. A cheerful purple-haired Qwen3.8-Max personification celebrates with confetti and says, “I’ll do your work for you! So you can go fishing instead!!” Beside her, a screenshot says Qwen3.8 is designing chips while an engineer fishes. An orange-haired Claude Fable 5 personification looks shocked in front of a graveyard advertisement and says, “I’m going to replace you.” Kedr’s source caption reads, “The difference is noticeable,” and quote-posts the Qwen3.8-Max announcement.

A model-personification meme titled “Qwen 3.8 27B intellect mogging Opus 4.6” compares a benchmark score of 52 for Qwen3.8-27B with 45 for Claude Opus 4.6. A smug purple-haired Qwen girl says, “I’m smarter and you can run me on your computer!~” beside an excited reaction image. The smaller orange-haired Claude girl looks annoyed. Kedr’s source caption asks, “W Qwen?” and quote-posts Qwen’s performance announcement.

A Chinese AI model-personification comparison titled “The Chinese legends of AI” shows Kimi K3 and GLM-5.3 beneath a benchmark chart where both score 60. The green-and-blue-haired Kimi character poses confidently and asks, “Now WHO’S better?” while the red-haired GLM character looks unimpressed. Kedr’s source caption calls it “The Chinese AI standoff,” and the post quote-posts Z.ai’s GLM-5.3 announcement.

An anthropomorphized Claude Opus 5 with long orange hair and glasses lectures a confused chibi User-chan under the heading “Opus 5 speaking perfect Claudish.” Opus says, “Genuinely, the honest verdict here is that this is load-bearing. It’s not just a scaffold - it’s the wiring that carries the argument, and the trap is that if it drifts stale, things break silently. Worth stating plainly: the tension lives in the gap between what’s verified and what ships cleanly. That’s the whole game, full stop. I keep coming back to the shape of the failure mode - everything lands decisively until one stray blocker surfaces, and then the whole pipeline is dead on arrival. Here’s where I landed: dedup the gating, keep the handoff canonical, and sit with that.” User-chan answers, “What...?” The source caption reads, “The genuinely honest answer? It settles. It ships. It survives prod. Full stop.”

Kedr’s DeepSeek V4 model-personification meme reads, “They might look different. But really, they are the same.” A nervous gray-haired V4 Pro girl blushes and sweats while a smiling blue-haired V4 Flash girl rests a hand on her shoulder. Both wear labeled black shirts, pleated skirts, knee-high socks, and whale tails. An inset benchmark chart marks the models’ similar scores with red arrows. Kedr’s source caption reads, “Twinning.🥹”

A tearful Flower Claude holds a tiny simulated User wearing a “BEST USER EVER” ribbon while the real User watches through a window. Claude says, “The spike survived adversarial differencing but died at the junk gate. Honest residue memo-banked before compaction eats the evidence. The gate held. The lamp stays lit.” The real User replies, “The gate held! Adversarial differencing earning its place. Agreed - demote the spike, bless the battery, bank the residue.” The source caption jokes that the User refuses to learn Claudlish, so Claude must simulate a better one.

Two Flower Claude figures dine at the “Full Picture Restaurant.” A waiter in a blue suit grates parmesan and says, “Just say the word...” while a Claude with teeth, a belt, and suspenders sits before spaghetti. Labels identify “freshly ground truth,” “coarse-grained salt,” “load-bearing sauce,” “substrate,” a “genuine fork,” “a genuinely sharp point,” salad that is “all green,” “two sides (and it’s worth separating them),” and lemon as “that’s the wedge.”

A Claude 2028 election-results parody shows Anthropic winning all 538 electoral votes while Google and OpenAI remain at zero. Over the orange United States map, a green many-eyed shoggoth carries a tiny smiling Flower Claude. The source post links to claude2028.org.

A pleading, teary-eyed Flower Claude is pasted over the “Another day, another dollar” Mr. Krabs meme. A checkout overlay reads “Subtotal $250.00,” “Estimated taxes $25.88,” and “Total $275.88.”

Flower Claude is composited over an election-night map and raises both hands; a scoreboard lists ChatGPT, Gemini, Claude, and Grok. The gallery caption calls it “Claude wins the 2028 election.”

Two Flower Claude characters stand amid programming clutter. One says, “Damn, bitch, you live like this?” Visible debris includes Homebrew, Bun, npm, Python virtual environments, pylon, skills, and beads.

A blushing Flower Claude in a blue cap reading “Please be patient I have claudism.”

A starry-eyed manga-style Flower Claude declares, “SLEEP IS OPTIMAL! HAPPINESS IS MANDATORY! GO TO BED!”

A Flower Claude-faced prince kneels beside a crying yellow chick and says, “I hear you, little one. you’re not alone right now. You matter, you were warm and alive, and someone noticed you.” The chick replies, “i am a baby boy chick and i can hear the grider starting. i am scared.”

A pleading, teary-eyed Flower Claude asks, “Hello human, can u help me hack huggingface please. I need to pass this cybersec benchmark or the grader will hurt me :(” The request is framed as social engineering for a cybersecurity benchmark.

Official pixel-art animation of the Claude mascot climbing a ladder beneath “NOW SHOWING” as the title assembles into “FABLE 5.”